milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

womanhood is great because i was just in the bathroom with my friend and she asked me if i had a tampon and i said i didn’t and then this mystery girl popped out of the other stall and threw a pad at her and was like “I KNOW WHAT THAT’S LIKE”

Won’t you let me give you a hand
I have an extra I’m not using
Won’t you let me lighten your load
I mean after all your legs are shaking

And I can understand
All I need is your hand